My boss, who is a part time preacher, stopped me in the hall on a casual Friday and asks me why I was wearing a t-shirt with a rainbow on it.
Boss: “You’re not one of those gays are you?”
I’m not but I replied, “The rainbow is the symbol of God’s covenant to man, remember?”
To which the boss replied: “Don’t lecture me on scripture. There aren’t any gay-bos in the bible. And don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.”
that’s my boss (via dears)