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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>bits of the web, from tim</description><title>timbits</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @timbits)</generator><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>got my aerosmith scratch ticket. i hope i win a scarf for my mic...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgo1aZXlL1qz5qmko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;got my aerosmith scratch ticket. i hope i win a scarf for my mic stand!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/251868010</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/251868010</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:27:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Where were you on Nov 22, 1963? The Motorcade Sped On by Double...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6v2di4aC6z8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6v2di4aC6z8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Where were you on Nov 22, 1963? The Motorcade Sped On by Double Dee and Steinski&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/251088225</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/251088225</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:24:49 -0500</pubDate><category>kennedy assassination</category></item><item><title>Where should I eat? (fast food edition) Flowchart. via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9yxf43by1qz5qmko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Where should I eat? (fast food edition) Flowchart. via &lt;a href="http://eatingtheroad.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/whereshouldieat.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;eatingtheroad.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/247654792</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/247654792</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:39:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>12 Comics Who Aren't Funny</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/222503"&gt;12 Comics Who Aren't Funny&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I don’t think I disagree with a single name on this list. It probably could be whittled down to 9, but still. I’m glad someone said this. Also, Mind of Mencia was canceled last year? I had no idea that I should have been happier. There’s hope for canceling Jeff Dunham, then.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/247497252</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/247497252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:43:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>projected tax income from regulation and taxation of marijuana...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt44ybemjP1qz5qmko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;projected tax income from regulation and taxation of marijuana vs. its cost to the state today&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/243866462</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/243866462</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:03:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What Is Progressive Rock?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-2359-progressive-rock/"&gt;What Is Progressive Rock?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A definitive guide to Progressive Rock. Sorry, Barone.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/242928997</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/242928997</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:05:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via Deadspin)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via Deadspin)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/242766356</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/242766356</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:30:55 -0500</pubDate><category>lsd no-hitter dock-ellis pirates acid</category></item><item><title>via i.imgur.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0rug9DPL1qz5qmko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/8jeIx.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;i.imgur.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/241924604</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/241924604</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:27:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Graph compares rock music quality with US oil production 1949-2007</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/OSaomxlsmEg/graph-compares-rock.html"&gt;Graph compares rock music quality with US oil production 1949-2007&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;img src="http://www.boingboing.net/200911111307.jpg" height="361" width="638" border="0" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="200911111307"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.good.is/post/rock-and-u-s-oil-production-is-dead/" target="_blank"&gt;GOOD&lt;/a&gt;: “The remarkable similarity between the arcs of U.S. oil production and songs in Rolling Stone’s “&lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/500songs/page/2" target="_blank"&gt;500 Greatest Songs of All Time&lt;/a&gt;” by year is staggering.” (Graph created by &lt;a href="http://www.overthinkingit.com/2008/09/23/the-hubbert-peak-theory-of-rock-or-why-were-all-out-of-good-songs/" target="_blank"&gt;Overthinkingit.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/241740803</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/241740803</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:56:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Great War in Colour</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/the-great-war-in-colour/17358"&gt;The Great War in Colour&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;lots of color photographs of WWI in color from over 90 years ago. We’ve all seen pictures of this war in B&amp;W, but to see them pop in true color, it’s amazing. Remember, Veterans’ Day in America started as Armistice Day to commemorate the end of WWI.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/241650474</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/241650474</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:49:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>marriedtothesea.com, 11/11/09</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksz1miXtN01qz5qmko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;marriedtothesea.com, 11/11/09&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/240879029</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/240879029</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:03:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>crock pot chicken soup with dumplings</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So I’ve been sick for a bit lately with the ol’ swine flu. The Wife suggested I make some chicken dumpling soup in the crockpot so it could cook while I rested and then it would be hot and ready for dinner. It was so easy and is hands-down the best soup I’ve ever made, and in the top 5 for best soups ever. Would you like to know how to make it? Sure!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2 lbs boneless skinless chicken thighs&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1 1/2 quarts low-sodium chicken broth (I used Trader Joe’s)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;one medium-sized yellow onion, diced&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1 lb bag of frozen peas n carrots&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2 cans of cream of mushroom soup&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;salt&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;pepper&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;herbs de provence&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2 packages of pillsbury biscuits (shhhh)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;chop chicken into 1” pieces, put into the bottom of a large (5qt) crockpot.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;add salt, pepper, herbs de provence&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;dice onion, add to crockpot&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;add bag of frozen peas &amp; carrots&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;add chicken stock&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;add cream of mushroom soup&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;put on lid, cook on high for 5-6 hrs&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;after 5-6 hrs, open biscuits and quarter the raw dough, biscuit by biscuit. The objective is to have small bits of dough. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;drop them into the soup, stirring it up after a layer of dough has been added&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;cover, and continue to cook for another 1-1.5 hrs&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ENJOY&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that’s it! This made a ton and was delicious and incredibly creamy. Enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/240579320</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/240579320</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:55:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>LRAD 'sonic cannon' debuts in U.S. at G20 protests</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/world_news/LRAD_sonic_cannon_debuts_in_U_S_at_G20_protests"&gt;LRAD 'sonic cannon' debuts in U.S. at G20 protests&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Pittsburgh police used an audio cannon manufactured by American Technologies Corp, a San Diego-based company, to disperse protesters outside the G-20 Summit — the first time its LRAD series device…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/197697662</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/197697662</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:38:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Nadir_Of_Western_Civilization_To_Be_Reached_This_Friday_At_3"&gt;Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This horrible but inevitable day has been a long time coming, said one Anthropologist, before picking up a black marker and, seemingly without thought or intent, drawing a long, thick phallus on his…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/195520397</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/195520397</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:33:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Boris Yeltsin Drunk, Outside White House, In Underwear -1995</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/world_news/Boris_Yeltsin_Drunk_Outside_White_House_In_Underwear_1995"&gt;Boris Yeltsin Drunk, Outside White House, In Underwear -1995&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Boris Yeltsin got so drunk during a 1995 visit to Washington that Secret Service agents found him a few hundred feet from the White House clad only in his underwear and trying to hail a cab -…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/195520390</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/195520390</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:33:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What's In a School Lunch? (INFOGRAPHIC)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/food_drink/What_s_In_a_School_Lunch_INFOGRAPHIC"&gt;What's In a School Lunch? (INFOGRAPHIC)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Here are two lunches; each meets the USDA’s guidelines. One represents the type of processed foods typically found on school-lunch trays, and the other represents an alternative lunch of whole…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/195520381</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/195520381</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:33:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Healthcare around the world</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/health/Healthcare_around_the_world_2"&gt;Healthcare around the world&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Comparison of healthcare systems in the US, UK, France and Singapore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/194442058</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/194442058</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:42:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Brave Man Walks Through Anti-Healthcare Crowd [PIC]</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/people/Brave_Man_Walks_Through_Anti_Healthcare_Crowd_PIC"&gt;Brave Man Walks Through Anti-Healthcare Crowd [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This brave man walked through the ant-health care crowd with his large poster and was immediately set upon by the crowd. One person spit on him, while others pushed and tried to grab his flag until…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/188342787</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/188342787</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:40:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>82 pics from Glenn Beck's "9/12 Project" rally in DC</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/political_opinion/82_pics_from_Glenn_Beck_s_9_12_Project_rally_in_DC"&gt;82 pics from Glenn Beck's "9/12 Project" rally in DC&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Here are some of the signs and banners I saw today at Glenn Beck’s 9/12 Project.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/187302108</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/187302108</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:23:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>FiveThirtyEight: Size Matters; So Do Lies</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/politics/FiveThirtyEight_Size_Matters_So_Do_Lies"&gt;FiveThirtyEight: Size Matters; So Do Lies&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;yesterday, someone told a real whopper. ABC News, citing the DC fire department, reported that between 60,000 and 70,000 people had attended the tea party rally at the Capitol. By the time this…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/187302079</link><guid>http://timbits.tumblr.com/post/187302079</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:23:45 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
